Today morning I woke up my wife and asked her: "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?" She: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Me: "No. Yoga is good for health." She: "Oh.. that means I am sick." Me: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's
Girls — *Phone Beeps* Wow! My sweetheart texted me.. Boy — *Phone Beeps* Wow! My Darling texted me. Me — *Phone Beeps* Wow! Airtel texted me.